Tuesday, December 12, 2006

My Christmas Wish List

1 comment:

Lucky said...

My smarter brother sent me this one, I like it...

1. COWS
2. THE CONSTITUTION
3 THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

COWS :
IS IT JUST ME, OR DOES ANYONE ELSE FIND IT AMAZING THAT THE GOVERNMENT CAN TRACK A COW BORN IN CANADA ALMOST THREE YEARS AGO TO THE STALL WHERE SHE SLEEPS IN WASHINGTON STATE AND ALL HER CALVES TO THEIR STALLS. BUT, THEY ARE UNABLE TO LOCATE ELEVEN MILLION ILLEGAL ALIENS WANDERING AROUND OUR COUNTRY. MAYBE WE SHOULD GIVE EACH OF THEM A COW.

THE CONSTITUTION :
THEY KEEP TALKING ABOUT DRAFTING A CONSTITUTION FOR IRAQ. WHY DON'T WE JUST GIVE THEM OURS? IT WAS WRITTEN BY A BUNCH OF REALLY SMART GUYS, IT'S OVER 200 YEARS OLD AND WE AREN'T USING IT ANY MORE.

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS :
THE REAL REASON THAT WE CAN'T HAVE THE TEN COMMANDMENTS IN A COURTHOUSE:
YOU CAN'T POST "THOU SHALT NOT STEAL", "THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT ADULTERY" AND "THOU SHALT NOT LIE" IN A BUILDING FULL OF LAWYERS AND POLITICIANS. IT CREATES A HOSTILE WORK ENVIRONMENT....