my new ad campaign and Faux News - keeps on tickin'

I'm visualizing the next big Superbowl-type ad campaign for Dell (or whatever brand) computers:
In the style of the old Timex watch ads from my childhood...

"survives two 500-pound bombs, dragged out of 40 foot crater - and keeps on tickin'!"

Do you think all this week's "terrorist killed" media feed smells a tad fishy, like Karl is back in his office, writin' the script... in fine form, Karl... he's probably dancin' around like the cast from Springtime for Hitler. Freedom feels GOOD, don't it Karl?
Bet he's walking around commando style.

That Alq'eida In Iraq guy, the dead Zarqawi, sure looked good too, for being dragged out of said 40 foot crater.
Some are saying his body looked more like a beating victim. Hmm.

Reminds me of the fake Jessica Lynch story that occupied so much of the Faux Media/ Bush War.

The word is that the powers that be will pull out some "captured documents" whenever they need to change news focus, to raise a few poll points. You heard Bush say it - "I don't follow polls."
Official Newspeak Translation= SHE-IT! MY POLL NUMBERS NEED A HAPPY NEWS STORY! THANKS, PENTAGON!